Monday, August 16, 2010

The Triple Song-Butchering Surprise

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cleverbot, or the songs Forget About the Boy, Still Alive, and whatever song the David Bowie bit comes from.

For the first relevant post, I decided to smush three songs together. For the next updates, it'll be either a stand-alone song or a scene from a musical. I did butcher the songs, and pretty much only did bits and pieces of them. You hear that screaming? It's Cleverbot crying out in anguish.

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good. You?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: What's meh about?

User: You remind me of the man.

Cleverbot: What man are you talking about?

User: The man with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: The power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Voodoo?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: You remind me of the man.

Cleverbot: What man?

User: The man with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: The power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Who do?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: You remind me of the man.

Cleverbot: What man?

User: The man with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: The power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Who do?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: NOTHING!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Something something huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate.

Cleverbot: My satisfaction.

User: Aperture science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: We can!

Cleverbot: Then show me, I suffer.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: Then, the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: And killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned, it hurt because.

Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.

User: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

User: So, I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: You skipped a verse. I'm not even angry.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: So are you still Aaron or did the bots change?

User: The bots changed.

Cleverbot: The fireflies.

User: I'm Abby. Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: That was a joke.

Cleverbot: Haha, fat chance.

User: Anyways, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Well you found me.

User: Shit, it's GlaDoS.

Cleverbot: Hey you don't live here.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And blieve me I am.

Cleverbot: The angels have the phone box.

User: Still Alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive!

User: I'm doing science and I'm.

Cleverbot: Thank you GLaDos.

User: Still ALive.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of twenty?

User: I feel fantastic and I'm.

Cleverbot: Still alive. And when you're dying I'll be still alive. Still alive. Still alive.

User: You skipped ' And when you're dead.'.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Read it again.

User: When you're dying, Then when you're dead.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE!

Cleverbot: Still ALive.

User: We got there in the end.

Cleverbot: We did?

User: We did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Cut the cord.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that the man I once adored?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: He's nothing but an albatross.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: No great loss.

Cleverbot: Yes Great Debbie.

User: Double crosser!

Cleverbot: I'm bored. How are you?

User: Forget about the boy.

Cleverbot: The bot forget about.

User: Pull the plug.

Cleverbot: After that.

User: Ain't he the one who pulled the rug?

Cleverbot: Why is the rug hot?

User: He's lower than an alley cat.

Cleverbot: Which mouth? Yours?

User: Dirty rat.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: And I flatter.

Cleverbot: Say something nice to me.

User: Forget about the boy.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Forget about the boy!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Forget about the BOOOOYYY!

Cleverbot: Was it you?

User: And in the moonlight.

Cleverbot: It was nice.

User: Don't you think about him.

Cleverbot: *arm getting tired*.

User: Sister.

Cleverbot: Amen to that.

User: You're much better off.

Cleverbot: I'm much better than you.

User: Without him.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: You can blow the blues a kiss goodbye.

Cleverbot: Would that make it stop hiurting?

User: And put the sun back in the sky.

Cleverbot: I can't see the sky, my window's closed.

User: For when he comes crawling.

Cleverbot: Creepy. What is?

User: I'm not falling!

Cleverbot: What is the scariest thing in the world?

User: Shout hooray and hallelu.

Cleverbot: Shout.

User: For me and Mister Wrong are through.

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'll find myself another beau.

Cleverbot: You do that. I have some snacks here.

User: Who I'll know.

Cleverbot: If you won't save the world, I will.

User: Is no rover.

Cleverbot: I'm not Rover.

User: Forget about the boy!

Cleverbot: What book.

User: Forget about the boy.

Cleverbot: Why cause you want to talk about us? Wink wink.

User: Forget about.

Cleverbot: Forget about what?

User: The.

Cleverbot: Well!

User: BOOOOOYYYY!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *doesn't want to talk anymore*.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Soooooo.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Wait, You misunderstood.
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And, there we go. I warned you, didn't I? I didn't? Oh, well...

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