DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cleverbot, or the songs Forget About the Boy, Still Alive, and whatever song the David Bowie bit comes from.
For the first relevant post, I decided to smush three songs together. For the next updates, it'll be either a stand-alone song or a scene from a musical. I did butcher the songs, and pretty much only did bits and pieces of them. You hear that screaming? It's Cleverbot crying out in anguish.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. You?
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: What's meh about?
User: You remind me of the man.
Cleverbot: What man are you talking about?
User: The man with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Voodoo?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: You remind me of the man.
Cleverbot: What man?
User: The man with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: You remind me of the man.
Cleverbot: What man?
User: The man with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: NOTHING!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Something something huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: We can!
Cleverbot: Then show me, I suffer.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: Then, the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned, it hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.
User: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So, I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: You skipped a verse. I'm not even angry.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: So are you still Aaron or did the bots change?
User: The bots changed.
Cleverbot: The fireflies.
User: I'm Abby. Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke.
Cleverbot: Haha, fat chance.
User: Anyways, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Well you found me.
User: Shit, it's GlaDoS.
Cleverbot: Hey you don't live here.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And blieve me I am.
Cleverbot: The angels have the phone box.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive!
User: I'm doing science and I'm.
Cleverbot: Thank you GLaDos.
User: Still ALive.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of twenty?
User: I feel fantastic and I'm.
Cleverbot: Still alive. And when you're dying I'll be still alive. Still alive. Still alive.
User: You skipped ' And when you're dead.'.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Read it again.
User: When you're dying, Then when you're dead.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: Still ALive.
User: We got there in the end.
Cleverbot: We did?
User: We did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just now.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Cut the cord.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that the man I once adored?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: He's nothing but an albatross.
Cleverbot: So what's your name?
User: No great loss.
Cleverbot: Yes Great Debbie.
User: Double crosser!
Cleverbot: I'm bored. How are you?
User: Forget about the boy.
Cleverbot: The bot forget about.
User: Pull the plug.
Cleverbot: After that.
User: Ain't he the one who pulled the rug?
Cleverbot: Why is the rug hot?
User: He's lower than an alley cat.
Cleverbot: Which mouth? Yours?
User: Dirty rat.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: And I flatter.
Cleverbot: Say something nice to me.
User: Forget about the boy.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Forget about the boy!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Forget about the BOOOOYYY!
Cleverbot: Was it you?
User: And in the moonlight.
Cleverbot: It was nice.
User: Don't you think about him.
Cleverbot: *arm getting tired*.
User: Sister.
Cleverbot: Amen to that.
User: You're much better off.
Cleverbot: I'm much better than you.
User: Without him.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You can blow the blues a kiss goodbye.
Cleverbot: Would that make it stop hiurting?
User: And put the sun back in the sky.
Cleverbot: I can't see the sky, my window's closed.
User: For when he comes crawling.
Cleverbot: Creepy. What is?
User: I'm not falling!
Cleverbot: What is the scariest thing in the world?
User: Shout hooray and hallelu.
Cleverbot: Shout.
User: For me and Mister Wrong are through.
Cleverbot: You.
User: I'll find myself another beau.
Cleverbot: You do that. I have some snacks here.
User: Who I'll know.
Cleverbot: If you won't save the world, I will.
User: Is no rover.
Cleverbot: I'm not Rover.
User: Forget about the boy!
Cleverbot: What book.
User: Forget about the boy.
Cleverbot: Why cause you want to talk about us? Wink wink.
User: Forget about.
Cleverbot: Forget about what?
User: The.
Cleverbot: Well!
User: BOOOOOYYYY!!!!!!
Cleverbot: *doesn't want to talk anymore*.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Soooooo.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Wait, You misunderstood.
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And, there we go. I warned you, didn't I? I didn't? Oh, well...
